I don’t eat gluten, dairy or strawberries.. I have been told to blame my mother for my allergies, but I just think it makes me eccentrically cool. I hate war movies, but I love scary movies. I know all the lyrics to spring awakening. Kyle XY is my future husband. I am in a fraternity. I am one of two openly gay members. I love the gays. I ran cross-country during high school; I was captain, I want to have Harry Potter’s (not Daniel Radcliffe’s) children. I dressed up as puck for Halloween. My friend Kayla has really good smelling perfume. Parasites freak me out. I drink mass amounts of water. Drinking soda I can’t see through is unacceptable. I love to doodle. I love my family. I talk to my mom once a day. I have been told that I have style but I don’t have a style. Italian is my favorite food. I only eat yellow curry when I get thai. My back is incredibly sensitive. I lost my virginity this summer to a 6 foot four jew. I have poor circulation so my feet are always cold. The most expensive article of clothing I own is my running shoes (150$). I can do the splits. I love skittles but more importantly Mike and Ikes are the shit. I still have close friends from first and second grade. I want to be a doctor. I bake and cook. I have been told I would make a good chemistry teacher. I was on the academic decathlon team. I can name all 206 bones in the human body. I love to shower, what boy doesn’t. I have been in many fights…. All with a referee. I absolutely love Sally Field. I was fat as a kid… now I have a 26 inch waist. Driving scares the hell out of me.. I have a design of colorful flyers on my wall. My patronus is a wolf. By the way I love harry potter. My right ankle cracks when I walk up stairs. I am 5 foot six and ¾ inches and I wish I were 5.8. My legs and ass are 100% muscle. My knees inflame after I run. I have an over tolerance of ibuprofen. I have never broken a bone. I am atheist. I trip at least 5 times a day. I sing though I shouldn’t. Comfortable clothing is the best. I own 5 pairs of sweats. Sometimes when I do homework I watch Harry Potter 3 to get me in the studying mood. I love to kiss. My freckles do not cover my entire body. I am a nerd. I was threatened by a 40 year old when I was 15. I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. Like I said, I am a nerd. I brought an apron with me to college. I love to take pictures. I collect Buddha statues. When I went to Hawaii I got heat stroke during a half marathon and the stomach flu afterward. My family has terrible genetics. I have no self-confidence when it comes to boys. I brought wine glasses to school, I hate wine. The taste of alcohol makes me sick. I have been drunk once in my life, and it was with my 15 year old brother. I’ve had sex three times. Almost all my underwear is white briefs. I have worn a live-strong bracelet since 6th grade. My feet have not grown since 6th grade. I played the flute and alto saxophone for five years. I won a school wide competition for web design... I forgot it all. I have been told that I am a good person, but I don’t believe it.
